Found this from 2005 on my livejournal that I was looking through. Copied and pasted from an ESPN article.

To the tune of Wonderwall by Oasis...

Today is gonna be the day
That Roger's gonna throw at you
By now the Braves somehow
Won a division title or two
Randy believes there's nobody
Who can share his view -- except for Yao

Deadbeats, the word is on the street
That the Padres will surely be out
I'm sure they've heard it all before
Because Pujols has a lot of clout
Papi believes that every game
Can be won with a swing or two -- so take a bow

And all the games we watch are spellbinding
And Vladdy's swing makes comebackers frightening
There are many things that Oz
Would like to say to you
Without being a clown

Because maybe
We're gonna root against the Yankees
And after all
We love playoff baseball


And the Red Sox proudly said that they're not settling for anything less than the AL East crown. The Yankees have been trashed by them in the season series so far. Only 2 wins. Come on bombers, we need to sweep this series. Badly. If we can pelt 22 runs on the Oakland A's with 3 grand slams- Russell Martin, Robinson Cano and Curtis Granderson, it's time we put on a show and humble the Red Sox.

Philly will win a hundred games, and Houston will lose the same number or more. It's a fact.

Curtis Granderson is strengthening his case for AL MVP. One month left in the regular season! It's heating up, and at the same time that means... August semester has started in college. My fifth, and final year. Distractions galore.